Dear Mr. Dane Cook,

My name is Annie Wilhelm and I am sixteen years old. I am a huge fan of yours! (although not to be confused I am not a huge person) I thought you were hilarious in Dan in Real Life. I also love your standup shows. I was going to see you once here in Minnesota but unfortunately I had an allergic reaction to something at the restaurant before the show and I had to go to the hospital instead of your show. Maybe I can go next time you are here! Have a wonderful career!

Sincerely,
Annie Wilhelm